Laughter Time with Osho

1. Mulla Nasrudin was worried by a vicious-looking dog.
   "Don't be afraid of hi," the owner reassured. "you know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites."
   "Yes," replied Mulla Nasrudin. "you know the proverb, I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb?"
   
   
2. A tiny, fastidious woman came at rush-hour and she upturned the whole grocery store. For hours she bothered and bored Nasruddin. Only after hours of struggle could he satisfy her; she finally purchased what she wanted and was satisfied.
   And then the woman said: 'Mulla, you may not be knowing, but when I came to your shop I had a very terrible headache -- and now it is absolutely gone.'
   Mulla Nasruddin said: 'Dear madam, don't be worried. Don't be worried! It has not gone. It has come to me.'
   
   
3. They had been married three months, and she said, "Are you satisfied with our married life, Mulla?"
   "Yes," replied Nasrudin. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT."
   
   
4. Mulla Nasrudin's father was reprimanding his son for being a lazy good-for-nothing. "When I was your age," he said, "I worked sixteen hours a day to learn the business."
   "I am very proud of you, Dad," replied Mulla Nasrudin. "IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR YOUR AMBITION AND PERSEVERANCE, I MIGHT HAVE: HAD TO DO THE SAME."
   
   
5. A judge asked a lady her age.
   'Thirty,' she said.
   'You've given that age for the last three years,' said the judge, looking up the record.
   'Yes, I'm not one who says one thing today and another tomorrow,' replied the lady.
   
   
6. "Is there any reason why the board should not draft you into the army, Mulla?"
   "Yes, I have defective eyesight," said Mulla Nasrudin.
   "Are you able to substantiate that claim?"
   "WELL -- HERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY WIFE."
   
   
7. Mulla Nasrudin: "My wife has a chronic habit of sitting up every night until two and three o'clock in the morning and I can't break her of it."
   Sympathetic friend: "Why does she sit up that late?"
   Nasrudin: "WAITING FOR ME TO COME HOME."
   
   
8. The mother told her little boy, Nasrudin, that if he stayed home and behaved himself, she would bring him something from the store.
   When she returned home, she asked him: "Well, were you a good little boy, Nasrudin?"
   "Oh," said Nasrudin, "I was gooder than good. Why, I was so good I could hardly stand myself."