Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou. Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery. I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
OSHO The Book of Wisdom, Chapter-13
Wishing to surprise her husband with a new wig she had just bought, the wife put it on and strolled unannounced into his office. "Do you think you could find a place in your life for a woman like me?" she asked sexily.
"Not a chance," he replied, "you remind me too much of my wife!"
I heard one day that Mulla Nasruddin had been caught by the police, so I went to see him in the jail. I asked him, "Mulla, how do you happen to be here? What happened?"He said, "Housebreaking, and my fault too."
I asked, "And how was that?"
He said, "I spent three months getting acquainted with the dog, and then I went and stepped on the cat."
I have heard that once Mulla Nasruddin went to a film with his wife. They had been married for at least twenty years. The film was one of those torrid foreign films! As they were leaving the cinema his wife said, "Nasruddin, you never love me like those actors were doing in the film. Why?"Nasruddin said, "Are you crazy? Do you know how much they are paid for doing such things?"
The Garda watched Mulligan desperately trying to open his front door as he swayed from side to side. "Here, Mulligan," he said, "Can I help you with that key?"
"Nosh at all, guard, I can manage the key if you -- hic -- could hold the house steady!"
Sharon was supporting Paddy at the altar at their wedding, when the priest announced that he would not perform the ceremony so long as Paddy was drunk.
"Take him away from here," he told Sharon, "and bring him back when he is sober."
But Father," wailed Sharon, "he won't come when he is sober."
Prisoner Pozinski, serving a twenty-year sentence in a Michigan jail, was reminiscing with a fellow inmate about his wife. "We used to have such fun at the seaside burying each other in the soft white sand!"
"Must have been nice!" said his cell mate.
"Yeah!" said the Polack. "When I get out I think I'll go back and dig her up!"
Three little old ladies, loving but deaf, met at the supermarket.
"Beautiful day," said one.
"No, it is Thursday," said the other.
"Me thirsty too," said the third. "Let us have a cup of tea."
